DISQUS

pinknest · 3 years ago

professing love to a burrito is one of my favorite activities.

open bars are dangerous like buffets, because you all of a sudden decide to try one of everything.
Amish · 3 years ago

Will you marry me?
Megan · 3 years ago

oh man. You better start learning every word to every Journey song EVER. right now. greatest.band. of.all.time. and you can quote me on that.
Audrey · 3 years ago

Ketubah - it's the Jewish marriage contract/license/what have you.

Not that you haven't already looked it up on Google...but perhaps you're lazy.
Amish · 3 years ago

'Perhaps'?

I think 'Almost certainly' is more appropriate.
Jaime · 3 years ago

Man, that was one lucky burrito.